August 2011
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HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF) →
dallasclayton:
HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)
Buy a falconer’s glove.
Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.
Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”
Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.
If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping…
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shout out to cat lookin in a mirror
effington:
Y'know when someone just goes missing?
I wonder how many of these people got frozen or accidentally travelled through some sort of wormhole or rift in time and ended up in the future/past.
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i feel like a puddle
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He whispered “oh my God, this really is a joy to behold”, thought he said it’s a joy to be held; so I held him too close.
It was a grave mistake.
He never came back again.
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Get Well Soon.: Central Bank: A Beginner's Guide. →
neodouche:
If you’ve grown up in Dublin, you’re most likely familiar with Central Bank. For those unaware, let me detail it for you. Central Bank is the Serengeti of Dublin City - full of a variety of wild and possibly dangerous creatures. Here you’ll find a helpful guide to these mysterious beasts and how…
