April 2011
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Apr 27th
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Selling My Mom's Panties on Craigslist
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is selling my mom’s panties on Craigslist.  I needed money bad (for reason I will not get into) so I started selling my mom’s panties to perverts on Craigslist.  I pretended to be a horny, bored housewife that would wear a pair of panties around for a day and then sell them.  I’d get people paying up to $300 a pair.  I made a shit ton of money in just...
Apr 27th
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Things I do when meeting people I'm going to be...
screamflydream: Trip Slip Fall Stumble Stagger Flounder   .. Trip and Fall etc Vomit Cry Have a panic attack Fall and fake an injury and then cry so it’d be more socially acceptable because I’m “hurt” OR Tell a really inappropriate joke Realizes it applies to one of their lives in some way       Tell another (somewhat less) joke and pretend nothing...
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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platypussyxo asked: ARE YOU NOT ASLEEP
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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screamflydream asked: this is my true form.
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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I've decided to give tumblr (another) try. I'll...
Apr 23rd
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